Kristy's Law

1. My Breast Cancer will from here on out be referred to as H.I. (Hooter Infiltration)

2. In order to create a hostile living environment for H.I., I must be supplied with a steady diet of Starbursts, Malted Whoppers, and Grape Crush.

3. When at a restaurant or drive through, all individuals will kindly place their order to be followed by "and a miracle for my friend". Sounds something like this..."Yes, I'll have a burger with cheese, no mayo, large fry, medium diet soda, and a miracle for my friend."

4. Anytime H.I. or the C word is mentioned, the individual responsible will drop and give me twenty.

5. Chemotherapy or Radiation Treatments will from here after be referred to as a P.E.M. (Personal Extreme Makeover).

6. All of my requests - no matter how simple or extreme - will be granted immediately and with a smile. Followed by the words "your Majesty." Violation of this will result in indentured servitude for a period of one week.

7. Contents of emails, cards, and conversations will be inspirational and/or comical. Any violation of this rule will result in individual termination of future contact and immediate destruction.

8. Any and all hospital stays, MD visits, scans, test, etc. will from here on out be referred to as "Time Outs".

9. All individuals choosing to live by this Law must color their hair pink, have my first initial shaved into the side of their head, get a tattoo of "She Rules" - or - wear a pink ribbon of some kind at all times.

10. Individuals in agreement with this law must contact someone in a different state or country and ask them to place my H.I. Fight Team on their Prayer List.